TIHE WISHING WELL
"It's lost!" cried his wife.
"Not on my watch," said the husband. He jumped into the well and drowned.
The wife smiled and said, ''It really works!"
The family heirloom was
caught on a rock projection inside the well. From where it continued to tick.
Will it hang there forever? Only time will tell.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The man was upset because his wife called everyone 'Darling' as she couldn't be bothered to remember their names. Even his name. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
A couple came upon a
wishing well. The woman made a wish and threw in a penny.
"Time flies when we're together," said the man.
"I hear it ticking," she said.
"You hear time ticking when we're together?"
"Time flies when we're together," said the man.
"I hear it ticking," she said.
"You hear time ticking when we're together?"
"No, I hear a watch ticking. Must have fallen inside the
well." The man thought that was ridiculous but he loved her too much to
care that she heard strange things. It was time to make his move. He went on
one knee and asked her to marry him.
The
woman was stunned for a moment but then smiled and thought, "It really works!"
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