Saturday, May 6, 2017

Photographers From Hell

Last year, a devastated couple took a photographer to court to get their money back. Their big day was ruined when the photographer turned up late. She left them with just 15 'rubbish' pictures of their reception but plenty 'quality' selfies.  After arriving late, she spent more time taking pictures of herself at their reception than of the happy newlyweds.

The bride's dress was torn and muddy after the photographer made her plod through puddles. The photographer said she was happy with her shots. The couple won their appeal for a refund and the photographer was described as the 'wedding photographer from hell'. 

Some photographers are truly from the realm of hell. You can tell this photographer is completely in his element when he takes the pictures. He unleashes a repertoire of silly moves or stunts. Makes the couple climb trees, traipse through puddles, and perform a couple of hilarious acrobatic moves. Some of these stunts kick-start domestic violence in many relationships. The genie gets out of the bottle, disguised as romantic photo poses, and it can't be put back.

"Madam, jump on his back and hold his neck like you want to strangle him."

This 'madam' is no featherweight, but she ignores this fact. She jumps on her partner's back and places him in a World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) submission choke hold. His eyes bulge like those of a frog. He's only seconds away from passing out as he takes a staggering step. He realizes, albeit too late, that this was a huge mistake. Her weight flattens him against the ground and his life flashes before his eyes. 

After the photo shoot, madam goes back to this submission move whenever things don't go her way. No surprise he files for divorce. He's not yet ready for the trip to the great beyond. Domestic violence is cited as reason for the separation.

Red flags of domestic violence (husband or wife battering) usually appear fairly early on in a relationship. Most times, you can simply go back to the engagement or wedding pictures to see where it all began. A silly stunt suggested by a photographer from hell. 

2 comments:

  1. Ahahahahha..... Really a prelude to the main thing.

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    1. Indeed, an introductory performance to the main event :)

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